A lot of my dog friends are being killed off – on Facebook. We’ve had a nice, vibrant place on Facebook, with lots of Scottie people talking to each other and a lot of Scotties, with their own accounts, discussing the world from their paws. A lot of users have spent a lot of time there – it’s been quite helpful and entertaining. Only an idiot would try to kill it. Who could be that kind of idiot? Lord Zuckerberg and his minions.
Rumors have been flying for a while that pet profile accounts were in jeopardy. But they were only far away animals, not even Scotties, so I paid little attention. Then a few months ago, Dusty Border Terrier got the axe, but he had already passed away, and was a Border Terrier, so it didn’t concern me much. Then last week, the pace quickened – first Dougal, then Becky Bluebonnet, and then, and this got my attention, Haagis McAttitude, one of the best posters ever. Then Snowy, then Ficelle, then Penny, then Figaro, then Buba, and it started to really really hurt. These were close friends. And this morning, Ruffs Kieslowski. My very first Scottie international friend.
So that’s why I am here. A refuge from Facebook, a place far away from the evil realm of Lord Zuckerberg – a little modest place that I can control, and can assert my law. Because I wear a badge.
Sheriff Angus Fala