Watching the stoopid cats

One of the many burdens I have to bear is living with stoopid cats.  You know, as a Scottie, I am a born and bred cat killer, but I’ve never gotten to enjoy the taste of warm cat flesh and kitty cat blood because, since I was a puppy, anytime I give the cats a good ol’ Scottish Terrier chasin’, Mama yells “ANGUS, LEAVE THE CAT ALONE!”

Now, like all Scotties, I don’t pay too much mind to what the hoomans think, but the tone of the yell made me realize, at a young age, that I better pay attention to this order of the hooman, or as I like to call hooman orders, a “request.”

So today, Mama headed off to Chicago to see her Headache Doctor.  So it’s a stressful day for me – it means we have to guard Angus Manor vigorously from terrorists, criminals, hobos, joggers, and cyclists, ration our full bowls of food and water, and forgo any hand given treats.  But the worse thing of all is – we have to spend all day looking at the stoopid cats climb all over the counter!  IMG_3717

17 thoughts on “Watching the stoopid cats”

  1. Sir, i understand your dilemma, but im surprised that you havnt deployed some standard Disinformation tactics to discredit said Kittys , not to mention Leaving the door open for them to explore the outside world !!! we dont have Kitty Kats but there is one siamese that finks he can come into my yard ….he flaunts with danger but iza not catches him yet.’.. ONE DAY though !

    Maybe try shredding your hoomans favourite shirt and leaving the evidence where the Kitty Kat sleeps.. maybe regain the balance of Power .., !! 🙂
    Hope yur Mama feels Better and gets some Good resolutions from that head Doc .. and hes not a relative of Doc Pokey looking for new Boats !!!

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  2. We, Fergus and Guinness have to put up with the Cincinnati demon cats when we visit. Yes we know we are the visitors but Scotties rule and cats droll so we think the cats should stay in the garage when we visit. We feel tour pain.

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  3. OMD! We so understand! We have TWO sister cats who a) we are not allowed to nibble or sniff either and b) have full access to “the upstairs” part of the house (where we are not allowed to go) where they get to sleep on “the big bed” all day, everyday, we haven’t so much as sniffed “the big bed” because it is off limits to us. Can you believe it??
    Wally & Sammy

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  4. Cats hey…we gots no cats…other then the bobcats that run around out back…and they don’t climb on our counters! They pretty much stay away from any part of the house… to many BIG horse and cows that run after them, Barharhar.

    The Mad Scots

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