I didn’t post anything this weekend, because I was busy for a very solemn ceremony. Graduation day at Angus Manor.
15 Devil Ball recruits have been trained at Angus’s Devil Ball Boot Camp and Hell Week (another fine service of Angus Fala Worldwide – Defense Industries).
Now, these Devil Ball Soldiers, newly commissioned Private First Class in the Scottie Army, will be dispatched, literally, around the world.
As you see above, I am addressing the new troops, which are attentively listening to me on the rug in front of me, while the rest of my army listens in rapt attention.
I told the new soldiers the following in their graduation address:
Always stick to your cover story. Always. Never tell the truth, even when it’s obvious you are lying.
Don’t give a North Korean Hacker your username and password.
Remember – a stranger is an enemy you haven’t met yet.
And finally – Wear Sunscreen. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proven by scientists.
Here you can see another view of my awe-inspiring and modest lecture:
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Fantastic job Sgt. Angus Fala!
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Thank you, Rascal! I’m shedding a tear as I watch my lil fellas get in those boxes for their journey to their new duty station
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I see Mr Big Ted is in on the action……..and where is Ainsley?……
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Impressive Sir just How Large it is….😂😂😂
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Well, won’t be as large tomorrow – 15 are being shipped out in the morn. They down the hall now getting rowdy. You ever heard 15 devil balls drinking and carousing and singing 101 bottles of puddle water on the wall? It’s a terrible sound. They sing as bad as Britney Spears – it’s a crime against humanity
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OH…MY…DOG!! Just look at all those Devil balls AND we can see a Crackle Head or three! WE LOVE those little guys, in fact they are on MY (Sammy) wishlist for Christmas.
Pawsome work…as always.
Wally & Sammy
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You never cease to amaze me Angus Fala. Just look at all those troops and you even have new recruits just before Christmas. The mind boggles
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I am inspired to go buy sunscreen and I live in Oregon where we will not see the sun until next July
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You are such an inspiration to your men. What’s that music I hear: “Hail to the Chief.”
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See Snoopy on the piano? Right off Mr. Bear’s left shoulder? He was playing Pomp and Scottiestance. It’s like Pomp and circumstance, but with a bagpipe section.
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Truly inspiring!
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Thanks for the summary-I slept through the speech.
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Glad to see another platoon of trained special ops Devil balls heading out to keep the world safe. Mr. Bear looks very into the ceremony. Future Drill Instructor perhaps? Well done, Sir!
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Where was Ainsley ? Isn’t she part of these troops ? If she’s AWOL you will have to court marshal her.
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Ceremonies make her cry.
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Oh Angus, you are such a real inspiration, bet those Devil Ball are really ready to get out there and protect us with hours of fun
Outstanding class Sgt. Angu
The Mad Scots
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