I didn’t post anything this weekend, because I was busy for a very solemn ceremony. Graduation day at Angus Manor.
15 Devil Ball recruits have been trained at Angus’s Devil Ball Boot Camp and Hell Week (another fine service of Angus Fala Worldwide – Defense Industries).
Now, these Devil Ball Soldiers, newly commissioned Private First Class in the Scottie Army, will be dispatched, literally, around the world.
As you see above, I am addressing the new troops, which are attentively listening to me on the rug in front of me, while the rest of my army listens in rapt attention.
I told the new soldiers the following in their graduation address:
Always stick to your cover story. Always. Never tell the truth, even when it’s obvious you are lying.
Don’t give a North Korean Hacker your username and password.
Remember – a stranger is an enemy you haven’t met yet.
And finally – Wear Sunscreen. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proven by scientists.
Here you can see another view of my awe-inspiring and modest lecture: