Got this in the mail, now all I need is a G6 and I’ll be all set to travel.

Angus PassportGot all sorts of stuff in the mail yesterday, packages from my friends, Christmas cards, and this special gift from President Barry Obama!

I don’t know why it took me so long to do this.  It was super easy too…just went to Walgreens and got my passport picture taken, and the friendly lady behind the counter told me all about the special endorsements.  Did you know that during the Dick Cheney Administration they changed the rules for passports?  You can now get, for only $5, a Waterboarding Endorsement, for $10 you can get an Enhanced Interrogation Endorsement, but for only $19 you can get the Licensed to Kill Endorsement.  With the Licensed to Kill endorsement, you get the waterboarding, enhanced interrogation, rendition, AND a license to kill, and you get to avoid all those namby-pamby do-goodnik special investigations –   You can’t afford not to get one!

Anyway, friends are asking where I am going to go first.  Well, my first trip will be to Australia, after a brief stop-over in Singapore, and me and Penny and the Count will solve the mystery of the missing Malaysian jetliner.  It’s always where you least expect it, so we are gonna check all the coat pockets.  Then I’m flying over to Russia, and going to give ol’ Vlad a growling of a lifetime, and I promised Ed Snowden’s mama I’d bring his son home by his whistle-blowing ears.  Oh, and on the way home, I was going to stop in North Korea and interview Kim Jong-un.  What could go wrong with that?

Gotta jet,

Sgt. Angus Fala

11 thoughts on “Got this in the mail, now all I need is a G6 and I’ll be all set to travel.”

  1. Very impressive sir and gkad you git all the right endorsements, me abd the count are mobilising andhave irganised yoyr billet acoordingky …we have some clues to work on, like the counts new malaysian airlines embossed napkins he tirned up with after a nights jaunt not too far south of here 😊😊😊😊😊😊

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  2. Awesome, AF….I wish they had told me that at CVS, when I got my usual, rotten, pics taken. Good to know that you will be visiting our pals abroad, and completing important missions….remember to hydrate and you should be good to go! Bon Voyage, and bonne chance, MVG & SB

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