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Every year about this time virtuallyevery house in the neighborhood gets broken into.  The crime normally happens at night.  It’s always the same perpetrator, or so it seems.  I’ve checked around, and I’ve worked up a physical description of the suspect.

He is a male, race is Caucasian, obese, with gray hair and gray facial hair.  Wears a suit, red in color.  Typical M.O. is entering residences through the roof area.  Known to steal baked goods and dairy products (i.e. milk and cookies).

AngusXmasnightI’ve instituted nightly patrols and sentry duty, as you see here from last night.  This crime ain’t goin’ down this year.  Not this time.  Not on my watch.  I got this.

Sgt. Angus Fala