Every year about this time virtuallyevery house in the neighborhood gets broken into. The crime normally happens at night. It’s always the same perpetrator, or so it seems. I’ve checked around, and I’ve worked up a physical description of the suspect.
He is a male, race is Caucasian, obese, with gray hair and gray facial hair. Wears a suit, red in color. Typical M.O. is entering residences through the roof area. Known to steal baked goods and dairy products (i.e. milk and cookies).
I’ve instituted nightly patrols and sentry duty, as you see here from last night. This crime ain’t goin’ down this year. Not this time. Not on my watch. I got this.
Sgt. Angus Fala
Angus Fala Worldwide Enterprises 
Thanks for the directive. Indy and Lucy will be on high alert sentry duty.
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Wez TuckerScotties wanted dat man dressed in red to stop by our house dis year! Brings us some Turkey likes you was eating yesterday, sir!
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Too funny. Good job Angus! Somebody’s gotta do it. Pass the cookies and milk.
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Dog on duty, oops I mean tuff Scot on duty. You know you must take over the job of butt biting as Haagis has lost his FB license. Whats that got to do with man in read, its anyones guess.
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I miss crazy Haagis McAttitude.
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We are not anonomous, we are Fergus n Guinness.
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He better not steal my cookies!
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Good job Sgt Angus. As a reward you can help yourself to the milk and cookies.
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Boy….now we feel better just knowing you are on duty…….we are tired of lossing all those cookies every year and we never get any!
The Mad Scots
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Hmmmm..dat sounds awfully like fatso sir…😀😀😀😀
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Hahaha…….thought ‘break-ins only happened here in S.A. You’re talking about the other kind of ‘break-ins’. Those kind are nice for us here too. Only we leave a beer and not milk and cookies. It’s very hot for the man in the red suit when he arrives in our neck of the woods, so beer is the thing to be offering.
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