We are happy here at Angus Manor, Worldwide HQ for Angus Fala Worldwide International, that Hooman Sister is spending the Christmas week with us from her home in Oklahoma.
But did she have to bring her cats tooooooooooooo?
A little background – As you may know, we live with twin gray cats, Herman and Lily. As cats go, they don’t give us no trouble. They never slap us or hiss at us, and know their place is to stay on high ground and occasionally push down some treats or food on the floor so we Scotties can confiscate. Don’t get me wrong – I’m not soft on cats – I know cats are vermin but we tolerate Herman & Lily, pretty much most of the time, cause if we give chase we immediately hear from the staff “ANGUS – AINSLEY – LEAVE THE CATS ALONE!!!” So we have a detente toward the cats. We don’t view them as real , but we grudgingly tolerate them as long as they stay high – literally.
However, this week it is a different story. Hooman sis brought her cats from Oklahoma. I call them Diablo Uno and Diablo Dos, because they are evil personified – or in this case, catified. They hiss, they slap, they bite, they fight, they open cabinets, they jump on things – in short they are pure 100% unadulterated evil.
So because I want to be safe, I wear my safety gear around these cats. Like you see here…when Diablo Dos had the high ground on me, and can reign destruction on my head, I decided it was time to don my hard hat. Now, I just need to find my safety goggles.