Well Well Well – Look what the Paternity Lawyer Dragged in…

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So this morning, we were sitting around the conference table at Angus Manor, celebrating Ainsley’s 5th Birthday yesterday by pointing out all her shortcomings when we had a knock on the door….

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!

“Who is it? “I barked?

“Is there a Mr. Biggie Bear here?,” said the man in the suit with the slick backed oily hair

“Yes, he is an unpaid intern here at Angus Fala Worldwide Enterprises” I growled

“I’m a Dallas Texas Attorney.Β  My name is Dewey Cheatem, and I have something for Mr. Bear – HERE!Β  It’s his son!”

Well, lo and behold, we now have a Hippie Bear Cub at the Manor.Β  I asked Mr. Bear to explain himself – and he said “well, boss, it was a turbulent time, and I was working as an undercover bear at an anti war protest rally in Austin, and let’s just say it was me…it was her…a bottle of tequlia…love in the air…and a night of passion”

Hmmm.

Well, this kinda makes the year in review of Ainsley’s shortcomings pale in significance, I’d say.

11 thoughts on “Well Well Well – Look what the Paternity Lawyer Dragged in…”

  1. Are there any other skeletons in Mr. Bear’s closet ? Is he square with the IRS? Are his transcripts legit? Are his military records verifiable? Does he have a rap sheet? What about his immigration status ? Marital situation? Child support payments? I think your HRH people need to do a re-check. Beware a hostile take-over.
    Uncle Bob

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  2. Hummmmmmmm….your right, that kinda makes one think Anisleys ain’t so bad after all….who really cares what she did after seeing Jr. Bear!

    The Mad Scots

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