So this morning, we were sitting around the conference table at Angus Manor, celebrating Ainsley’s 5th Birthday yesterday by pointing out all her shortcomings when we had a knock on the door….
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!
“Who is it? “I barked?
“Is there a Mr. Biggie Bear here?,” said the man in the suit with the slick backed oily hair
“Yes, he is an unpaid intern here at Angus Fala Worldwide Enterprises” I growled
“I’m a Dallas Texas Attorney. My name is Dewey Cheatem, and I have something for Mr. Bear – HERE! It’s his son!”
Well, lo and behold, we now have a Hippie Bear Cub at the Manor. I asked Mr. Bear to explain himself – and he said “well, boss, it was a turbulent time, and I was working as an undercover bear at an anti war protest rally in Austin, and let’s just say it was me…it was her…a bottle of tequlia…love in the air…and a night of passion”
Hmmm.
Well, this kinda makes the year in review of Ainsley’s shortcomings pale in significance, I’d say.
Angus Fala Worldwide Enterprises 
Do you think they’ll hibernate?
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Looks like it also involved some tie-dye.
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He must have been drunk. If she were cute, he’d have kept her.
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Yell him to blame it on the Diablo twins after all this all happened since they been here😂😂😂😂
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We think D. Patterson had an influence on this event from her Woodstock hippy days.
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That’s true…I wonder if Mr. Bear has ever been to Clifton, Ohio.
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Are there any other skeletons in Mr. Bear’s closet ? Is he square with the IRS? Are his transcripts legit? Are his military records verifiable? Does he have a rap sheet? What about his immigration status ? Marital situation? Child support payments? I think your HRH people need to do a re-check. Beware a hostile take-over.
Uncle Bob
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well, I checked his driver’s license – the seemed in order.
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Did he drop some Acid whist in the throes of passion? Little bear looks like a Dead Head, or a little Hippie to me. Happy New Year, all of you!
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Maybe Jr. Bear can get me a discount at Ben And Jerry’s. That would be turning lemons into lemonade as far as this incident goes.
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Hummmmmmmm….your right, that kinda makes one think Anisleys ain’t so bad after all….who really cares what she did after seeing Jr. Bear!
The Mad Scots
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