Cold snowy day, again, but that doesn’t mean we aren’t hard at work at Angus Fala Worldwide Enterprises. Working hard to have you serve us better.
Today, my crackhead executive assistants, Mr. Bear, and Ainsley, came in to my office for us to discuss some issues. Mainly, their failures in relationship to my linguistic magnificence, and how that perceptual dissonance is causing a quid pro quo juxtaposition in multi platform reality outputs in terms of customer performance metrics.
In other words, in non business, laymen’s terms, they both suck.
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No one is as linguistically competent as you, Sarge!
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One of the best yet!!
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BOL BOL!
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It looks like there’s a lot of loafing going on.
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Juxtapositioned the words “metrics” and “sucks” and came up with a whole lotta ‘tude. 😉
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The bark stops here, well, those are words to live by…….Thanks for this lesson into the workings of the world.
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Well, Angus, you know the old saying….If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with Bulls**t.
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I think you just gave me Angus Fala Worldwide’s new Mission Statement! Thanks!
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They don’t seem to cats in fact Mr Best sends to be sniggering😊😊😊😊
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It’s good to have meetings with your direct reports when they are not performing as described….although I am not sure what their job descriptions are. Mr Bear still reminds me of Odd Job.
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