I spend my days, here in my 14th year, staring at the back door. Mama opens the door, i stand there, she shoves me outside, and I immediately turn around and stare at the door from the outside.
She opens the door, I stand there, and she drags me inside by my collar. And then the cycle repeats, til bedtime.
WHY CAN’T HOOMANS UNDERSTAND I’M JUST ADMIRING THE DOOR?????
Angus Fala Worldwide Enterprises 
Mama fails to realize you are multi-talented. Being an aesthete is one of your more subtle traits. We know you as a military strategist, gourmand, and financial whiz. Your strongest suit is your ability to manipulate hoomans….Uncle Bob
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I’ve had a lifetime to acquire a set of skills in hooman manipulation. It is the lead item on my resume and linkedin account.
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Its simple, in your words sir its cause they are ” STOOPID” 😂😂😂😂😂
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Angus Fala, I am confident that Mama does not drag or shove you…she gently guides you to and fro. That being said, you are such a cerebral soul, that I am confident your true strategy is to get Mama moving so she can squeeze in some gentle exercise. Well done, mission accomplished. About how many times per day do you so engage her? I don’t think she is getting to those pesky 10,000 steps, you may need to step up your game……
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You shouldn’t have to explain yourself.
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Barharhar, never understood why Sidebite did that till now!
Thanks
Da Sus
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Humans don’t understand most things.
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Well done Angus. Mama does not realize what you are up to and you don’t even have to be subtle about it.
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Are you considering another colour for your door? Did you forget your coat?
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