Doing some product testing for the research division (The Ainsley Institute) of Angus Fala Worldwide  Enterprises last night.

We’ve come out with this new product,  Scottie Spectacles,  for the nearsighted Scottie.


Our Beta-Testing has been disapponting. While it is true that bunny acquisitions by the 4 eyed Scottie is projected to be up by 135%, there is a design flaw with the ear piece,  making the spectacles, using a scientific term here, “cock-eyed,” at eye level.

Oh well, they can’t all be winners I suppose. I guess we’ll call Bill “Money” Gates and see if wants to buy the concept.  I remember he gave us a lot of money for that bad computer operating system I invented a few years back – we called it Angus 2.0. Gotta give ol Money Gates credit – he took that flawed software and gave it a new name – Windows 8.