273I distinctly recall reading in the New England Journal of Doggie Medicine that Black Labs were too stooopid to help navigate a vehicle.  So what is this lab doing riding shotgun?????

Hmmmm.

Maybe I can entice one to follow me back to my lab and then dissect the beast and get to the bottom of this conundrum.  Then I can reassemble the dog and turn him in to my Laboratory Retriever.

Sounds like a good plan to me.