In the later classes of the curriculum, The Art of the Ambush, you will learn the advanced art of the ambush.
Just this morning, I surprised a cocker spaniel walking on MY sidewalk with a vicious and effective short range auditory salvos. And I am sure the neighbors appreciated being woken up at 5:55 am on a Sunday morning by my efforts.
In your class, you will learn advanced topics of ambushing…as you see below from my photo from this morning, which is what the unsuspecting Cocker Spaniel would have observed….
Can you see me in the picture? Look with a quick glance, just like a stoopid, half witted cocker spaniel would…Well, do you see me? Huh? Do you? NO, you DON’t see me, do you????
Now, let me help you out here. Look again, same picture, and this time I am going to help you out and point me out:
Do you see me now? How did you miss me before? Because of advanced ambushing…
Notice that I take advantage of my coloring and fade into the background. Also, notice that the bushes overwhelm the eye, and you can’t even notice me. Plus the black fence gives me a spectrum obstacle for the untrained eye – and your eye tends not to penetrate the fence line, and you skip over the Scottie lying hidden.
Oh, what’s that you say in the back? I can’t hear you…what’s that? You say doesn’t the backdoor light illuminate me?
WRONG, you maroon! You flunk the class!
The light actually doesn’t penetrate my position, and actually attracts the focus to the back door and the house, and leaves me in the darkness…waiting…waiting…waiting to POUNCE!!!!
So to the untrained Scottie, this appears to be simply just a Scottie sitting at the fence. But to you, after you take my coursework on the Art of the Ambush, you will see it is an ingeniously and well thought out military maneuver.
Happy Ambushing today!
Hooyah,
2nd Lt. Ainsley McKenna, Chief Training Officer and Strategist
Scottie 21st Illinois Regiment
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Very impressive Loo…. Notes been a takin… 😊😊😊😊
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Absolutely brilliant Ainsley! The Cocker never stood a chance!
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Villains be afraid…..be very afraid.
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Two questions. When is chow time? What’s for dinner?
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My mess hall is open 24/7. It’s a well balanced meal of kibble, table beggings, purloined cat food, and kitty litter poo hors d’oeuvres
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Your tactical savvy is amazing. Your brilliance and that of your forebears is why the Inn caters to no breed except the scotty. We await your arrival today. Uncle Bob
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Splendid strategy on your part, 2Lt. Will there be further war games at the Aunt Judy Inn today?
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I can see why your institute has earned world wide accolades! we are signing up for further education right now!
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Actually, I saw you right away, but enjoy your courses and lecture techniques! What our big take-away was that you are a force to be reckoned with AND, we need an Uncle Bob and Aunt Judy Inn in our ‘hood.
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The way you use the shadows to give you stealthy cover, Ainsley, its like you’re a natural born Ninja or something….
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I am in awe !!! Whew !!
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A mighty salute to you Ainsley….always advancing..
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Absolutely outstanding technique. We are in awe. Can’t wait for a weather break to try out this maneauver. Oh, and we need a Cooker to move into the neighborhood.
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Good work Ainsley!
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