Patrol finished.
Took no fire and launched zero auditory salvos.
No enemies sighted. Just one friendly elderly golden retriever.
I think I scared all the hostiles off with my brand new weaponry – Green Death Ray Eyes.
Friday Night Patrol
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Well you sure are scary with those green eyes!
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Are you perhaps becoming festively plump? Nah! Just the angle of the camera. 💋
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Catman today told mama I’m turning into Angus
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Oh, so it’s not the camera. You know they are always good for a pound or two. Treadmill, again?
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Good job! How’s mama feeling? I like those lazer eyes!
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She’s had a bad headache day
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The Green Lantern?
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Have you patented it? 😂😂
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Sorry to hear that mama had a bad headache. She really suffers with these darn headaches. Those EYES !!! Enough to send any enemy packing at the speed of ‘light’ !!
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Well done, keep up the good work!
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You made my Mom laugh out loud with your report (and the green death eyes). Thanks for keeping the neighborhood safe!
Abby the Lab
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Glad I am not on the other end of your eyes.
Bentley
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