To the simple hooman, this is just a Scottie who sees a Husky. But to the advanced Scottie who has attended and successfully completed my “Ainsley ‘ s 7 Habits of Successful Scottie Mobile Patrolling” seminar, you will note the one paw dashboard balance, which is certainly something you shouldn’t try at home until you have years of experience, like I, going every day, 365 days a year for 5 years, to McDonalds.
Also, note the intense focused expression. The successful mobile patrolling scottie knows you need to be concentrating at all times.
And for advance credit, to what looks like simple scottie nose art on the window to my right, the accomplished patroller will notice it isn’t simple at all. It’s advance drawings and diagrams of the order of the day and recon maps, along with of course, copious amounts of Scottie nose drippings.
See you out there on the roads.
Lt Ainsley McKenna (Captain Rank Pending)