Merry Christmas from me, the CEO, at Angus Fala Worldwide Enterprises!
Today Ms. Mary in the front office distributed the performance bonuses (aka treats) to me, Ainsley, and Mr. Bear. (See Pic)If you notice closely, you can see that Mr. Bear shocked and awed us with his skills. He can balance a treat on his nose FOR HOURS, and never seems tempted to eat it. Weird huh? I bet he is sorry his mouth is sewed shut now!
We got lots of performance bonuses, because our performance must be good. Our business is Angus Fala Worldwide, and business is good!
Now, back to work!
Sgt. Angus Fala, CEO
Angus Fala Worldwide Enterprises
What have we here? Looks like the Shipping Department has left a box of product open and unattended on the facility floor.
Just what are the boys in shipping sending out today…hmmmm..
Looks like we have Scottie Toys, Devil Balls, some Scottie Magnets, and oh – what’s this – some Bully Sticks.
Yep, the inspection by your CEO is now over. Everything seems in order.
But I’m gonna take off a Bully Stick for Quality Control Purposes.
Every year about this time virtuallyevery house in the neighborhood gets broken into. The crime normally happens at night. It’s always the same perpetrator, or so it seems. I’ve checked around, and I’ve worked up a physical description of the suspect.
He is a male, race is Caucasian, obese, with gray hair and gray facial hair. Wears a suit, red in color. Typical M.O. is entering residences through the roof area. Known to steal baked goods and dairy products (i.e. milk and cookies).
I’ve instituted nightly patrols and sentry duty, as you see here from last night. This crime ain’t goin’ down this year. Not this time. Not on my watch. I got this.
Sgt. Angus Fala
On my patrol last night – notice the next street has all their Christmas Lights up. This is a neighbor’s house about 1/4 mile from Angus Manor. We don’t go in for all this at the Manor – just a simple tree that the cats like to climb.