I’ve always been paranoid.
Keep your bed, and your spot on the couch. I’ll just stay here under the kitchen bar stool, where no one can GRAB me and give me a bath.
There are three kinds of people in this world. Good people. Bad People. And those out to GET ME. Unfortunately, I have never met the first two.
I wanna thank President Nixon for writing my foreward. I never will forget when I was a young intern in his administration. I didn’t even have 2 days growth of beard back then. And I told him “Dick, it doesn’t matter how big a lead you have in the polls, you gotta stay paranoid. For all you know, those Mainstream Liberal Commie Media people…like Walter Cronkite, Dan Rather, Harry Reasoner – they tampered with the polls to give that McGovern the edge. Don’t get complacent, Dick! I bet they have all sorts of information in a safe over there at the Waterdoor…or maybe, no, it’s the Watergate Hotel – a president sure could help himself by finding out what is in there you know”
The next day, I went back to skool, and left his administration. I always wondered if he took my advice. So I was pleasantly surprised when President Nixon came back rose fromthe grave to write my foreward.
Anyway, I digress. Hope you enjoy my new book!