So President Obama came to Angus Fala Worldwide Enterprises Thursday – and gave a speech. Per their Standard Operating Procedure, they have representatives of the common man (My Hooman Granddad) interspersed with us movers and shakers of society (that would be me, CEO of Angus Fala Worldwide Enterprises) sit behind the President as he speaks. It looks good on TV that way, you understand.
I gotta say, the President, when you see him up close, is a lot smaller man in person than you realize from just watching the media coverage. I guess that’s that ol’ liberal bias of the main stream media.
Anyway, to be truthful, I thought he was gonna talk about the most pressing issue of our time – the upcoming Zombie Apocalypse. But instead he was just braggin and crowing about Obamacare and today’s Supreme Court Decision. So I just kinda zoned him out and looked the other way.